The Durak Report January 14, Anno Domini 2026

1. The Durak Report January 14, Anno Domini 2026

First a sip to Scott.

Scott is my inspiration for starting this. We lost Scott yesterday, and I am once again motivated to contribute back to the world. If I help or entertain just one person, I'll have done my duty.

So who are we?

We are, The Durak Report (doubt you'd have figured that out!). We intend to be a daily publication of recent events and whatever interests me.

Ideally I'd like to include a video format, but that'll likely wait until summer or later.

The Durak Report is intended to provide a quick list of headlines referencing recent events with some initial light commentary, and, on occasion, more in depth analysis at the end.

That's enough about us, let's get started!

And yes, I write this in Org mode.

1.1. Teays Valley, West Virginia Democrats are vowing to boycott their local fire department

I can't think of a reason or even a method to do this. What are their options? Stop paying taxes? Refuse service? Attack charity drives? I don't understand their point of view.

The report claims that a local Fire Department assisted ICE with ladders, and I understand that they may not like that, but I don't understand their response.

1.2. Protestors supplied with whistles made with 3d printers in Minnesota

It may be obnoxious to hear whistles blaring in every protestor video, but this is a smart way to get noise makers out to the masses.

1.3. China promises retaliation for secondary sanctions on Iran

This is simple, the United States puts 25% secondary tariff sanctions on Iran, China is pretty unhappy about that. As of this writing, there has yet to be a retaliation.

Maybe Trump can sell them some South American oil to placate them.

1.4. Mattel unveils autistic Barbie!

In all of 18 months, they decided they cracked the code on how to design a single doll that encompasses the broad spectrum of autism. Psycho eyes and hand flapping included!

I'm not kidding.

1.5. Russia says the West is color revolutionizing Iran

Oh wow, do I have something to say at the end.

1.6. Trump calls upon Iranians to take over institutions

And… again. At the end.

1.7. MakeTechEasier reports on the Fresh text editor

Looks neat. Made in Rust (of course that's about the first thing mentioned). Apparently nano is too hard (it's not) so we can use this confusing bloated text editor. That said, it's still neat. Check it out!

2. Extra words nobody asked to read

So, the two articles from RT regarding Iran are very interesting. If you are familiar with RT, they are clearly state run and biased towards the state.

However, this makes RT very easy to read. There are no gimmicks. Their primary persuasion method is repeating state narrative at the end of every article. Read any of their recent articles on Ukraine and you'll see what I mean.

But I've noticed something different here. I noticed the same thing in reference to Venezuela before; Moscow doesn't care.

They didn't care about Venezuela, and they don't give a blin about Iran. The only reason they buddy up with Iran is lack of options. They are the only thing close to Russia that has meaningful power that isn't against them. Thanks for that Mr. Clinton.

If we go back to the 90's Clinton really dropped the ball by not fast tracking Russia into NATO. Russia wanted to come in, but Clinton didn't push for it. It may be an entirely different world today if he had.

Anyway, let's look at these RT articles.

Color revolution - Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova says Russia condemns disruptive foreign interference.

So we have our talking point to repeat forever, however, the end of the article just repeats President Trump's message to Iran. So does Russia really care?

On to the next article.

Basically, the article just says what we already know. Trump warns Iran. Additionally, he tells protestors to take over institutions (presumably instead of burning them), and to take "the names of the killers and the abusers that are abusing you" so they can get justice.

But back to my point, this is an exact quote from the end of the RT article:

""" Moscow has accused the West of seeking to “destroy the Iranian state” by exploiting economic protests to engineer a color revolution. Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova blamed US sanctions for causing the social crisis and condemned Trump’s threats of force as “absolutely unacceptable.” """

This sounds an awful lot like an American judge making a judgement that says something like "I rule in favor of the plaintiffs in STATE vs ICE. Thus is my judgment: ICE agents must follow the law."

All that to say. It means nothing.

The Russians don't care about Iran. They never have. People say that Russia can't help Iran due to the Ukraine war, but really, I doubt they would have done anything anyway. Russia is historically anti-terrorist (See: 9/11). I doubt Russia is happy that Iran is all they could choose. There's a reason they didn't enter into a defense pack and decided to stay just friends.

So if the Supreme Leader of Iran really does flee to Moscow, I don't see him surviving long.

What good does he do Russia? Russia will want to deal with the new Iran. Even if the protests succeed in a way that brings the United States, Iran, and Isreal close together, Russia is still going to want to be friendly with Iran. Likely benefiting even more than with the current regime.

Thanks to everyone who reads my little posts here. May you all have a blessed day.

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3. Headline References in order of report:

3.1. BREAKING - Democrats in Teays Valley, West Virginia, are now promising to boycott their local fire department after they helped ICE arrest a group of illegals who refused to come off a roof.

3.2. Leftists are using 3D printers to make whistles in Minnesota.

3.3. 🚨BREAKING: China announces retaliatory tariffs on U.S. trade in response to U.S. actions involving Iran. 🇨🇳 🇮🇷 🇺🇸

3.5. West seeking to ‘destroy’ Iran through ‘color revolution’ – Moscow

3.7. Fresh is an easy-to-use and powerful text editor for the terminal

Date: 2026-01-14 Wed 00:00

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