The Durak Report March 13, Anno Domini 2026
1. Recent News
1.1. Exclusive: US intelligence says Iran government is not at risk of collapse, say sources
In spite of being bombed into nothingness, they seem to be holding together.
1.2. Breaking: It’s Illegal to Steal
Seems like the wealthy think stealing from Whole Foods is a fine thing to do. And complain about getting arrested.
1.3. Four drones stolen from Fort Campbell, army offers $5,000 reward
Some call it the lead up to a false flag, I say it is corruption as usual.
1.4. Disease once linked to mining hits workers in countertops industry
Silicosis people are getting lung disease from cutting countertops.
1.5. Giant underground pipe mysteriously rises over 30 feet, bursting through road in Japan: "I can't believe this"
Breaking: Shredder attacks Japan!
1.6. Russians could get free personalized cancer vaccines
If it works, will the world accept it?
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3. Salutations
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