The Durak Report March 19, Anno Domini 2026

Guess MR. Burns was trying to be too direct by using an object to block the sun…

I have no idea who of which that is supposed to be a quote, the article doesn't bother. But they want to blame Greenland for lack of help in Iran. I'm skeptical.

Who'd have thought there was fraud in Chicago? And calling him "Chicago man" sounds an awful lot like "Maryland man."

Apparently Israel is attacking near a nuclear plant. That's not good.

Weird, CNN had something interesting to say on the front page. It's been a while.

Cuba vows to resist. See below.

This is what happens when you jerk them around with electric vehicle mandates. Let's just let them build more of the old mail trucks. That'll save tons of money, and they clearly last for millions of miles.

Judge blocks Ten Commandments mandate.

Trump says, "go to minimum," Judge says, "nope!"

Fetterman proposes an alternative. See below.

Cuba has an issue here. They are an island. America can keep them blockaded indefinitely. The US doesn't have to commit to violence.

While they certainly grow stuff there, I'm not sure how long they can last before running out of fuel and food, and at that point, they have no choice but to starve or surrender.

Looks like more Judicial overreach. If there is a minimum staff requirement, how can a judge demand that there be more than that minimal staff requirement?

Fetterman's proposal seems to remove the entire purpose. Showing an ID, that literally anyone can get, to vote isn't the main point. The main point is to prove citizenship, not that you can get someone to take your picture.