The Durak Report March 22, Anno Domini 2026

1. Recent News

1.2. The Strait of Hormuz is about more than just oil. It feeds 100 million people

This is a problem, but I may have some more to say… Below.

1.4. Trump threatens to use ICE agents for airport security as delays worsen amid DHS shutdown

Yes, we already know that, but also, Elon Musk has offered to pay TSA in the mean time.

1.6. 9-year-old dies in viral ‘blackout challenge’ horror as parents demand accountability: 'It's life or death'

Keep the Internet away from the kids. Keep the phones away from the kids. Just do it. It's easy.

1.7. DAVID MARCUS: Democrat logic: Chicago raises hotel tax … to attract tourists

Yep. Implement tax for advertising dollars to attract more people.

2. Extra words for which nobody asked

2.1. The Strait of Hormuz is about more than just oil. It feeds 100 million people

"The World Food Programme (WFP) warns that supply chains may really be on the brink of the most severe disruption since Covid-19 and the start of the full-scale Ukraine war in 2022."

I don't understand. Just look at the map. Now imagine that strait is closed.

Ukraine Russia wars is basically a remote war. Sure, Ukraine supplied food and Russia oil (which is only artificially blocked at the moment) but that's nothing compared to shutting off all of Asia and parts of the middle east.

COVID19 as well, why would this stop food supply chains? I sincerely doubt people went, "Well, let's shut down the food and shipping industry!" the world wide.

3. Salutations

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Date: 2026-03-22 Sun 00:00

Created: 2026-03-21 Sat 13:10

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