The Durak Report March 26, Anno Domini 2026
1. Recent News
1.1. Mamdani’s ‘mass engagement’ hires will net cushy salaries totaling nearly $2M to spread socialist’s message
So NYC is hiring activists. Great.
1.2. Trans migrant gets sweetheart plea deal in rape of 14-year-old boy inside NYC bodega bathroom
This "she" raped a boy up the ass in a bathroom. That's not a she. Get him out of the country and into a maximum security prison.
1.3. Senate confirms DOJ’s new ‘War on Fraud’ prosecutor Colin McDonald –with VP Vance’s backing
52R and 47D voted in favor? That's a huge win. Huh.
1.4. US bans new foreign-made consumer internet routers over security concerns
Yea, makes sense. Some people are scared about it, but that's always the case. Remember Adam's 25% rule.
1.5. Fuel vs food: These Americans are cutting back to afford higher gas prices
CNN with the doom and gloom.
1.6. Supreme Court tosses $1B copyright verdict in record companies' battle over illegal internet downloads
Good. I'm no friend of ISPs, but they shouldn't be policing the Internet.
1.7. Illinois Gov Pritzker admits 'real failures' as slain Chicago student's hometown pays tribute in lights
Illegal immigrant kills someone. And Pritzker blames Trump.
1.8. Iran’s flex of long-range ballistic missiles vindicates Trump, may change European calculus
I heard about this earlier, I didn't consider that it might encourage Europe to get serious about Iran.
1.9. Trans members given deadline to exit British girl scouts
Britten is healing.
2. Extra words for which nobody asked
2.1. Fuel vs food: These Americans are cutting back to afford higher gas prices
A careful budgeter, Lawhun has spent nearly $70 more at the pump this month. She’s trying to offset the increase by skipping lunch at her job as an environmental scientist, saving her about $30 a week in homemade sandwiches and salads but leaving her feeling tired and hungry.
Not a great budgeter if you can't afford an extra $70 a month without going hungry.
So CNN is claiming that people who are great with money go hungry if prices go up by $70 a month.
3. Salutations
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