The Durak Report March 27, Anno Domini 2026
1. Recent News
1.1. Minnesota elections office subpoenaed in federal criminal probe over whether non-citizens are on state voter rolls, sources say
Good. Let's figure this out.
1.2. Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, Democrat accused of stealing FEMA funds, set to face rare ethics "trial"
Maybe ethics trials shouldn't be rare.
1.3. Russia is helping Iran with intel to target and kill Americans, says top EU diplomat
Apparently Russia is supplying Iran with intelligence and drones. See below.
1.4. As Iran keeps the Strait of Hormuz locked down, it's borrowing from Ukraine's playbook
I still don't understand why we can't just control the straight if we can control the air so well. Are we simply short on ships?
1.6. U.S. intercepted Ukraine government messages discussing plot to route money to Biden re-election
Well duh, they needed their sugar daddy.
1.7. Putin envoy signals Russia-US lawmakers meeting ‘soon’
Neat. The Russian Duma and the US Congress will start meeting again.
2. Extra words for which nobody asked
2.1. Russia is helping Iran with intel to target and kill Americans, says top EU diplomat
What a strange world we live in.
We were told Iran was supplying Russia with drones. Now they we fight Iran, it's Russia supplying Iran. I don't believe anything.
Though, given what we have done to Russia through Ukraine, I'm not going to blame Russia for handing intel to Iran, assuming that's true. It's fully tit for tat.
Well, Ukraine has done much more damage to Russia in their war than Iran has done to the US in our war so… We're still far ahead.
3. Salutations
Thanks to everyone who reads my little posts here. May you all have a blessed day.
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