The Durak Report March 29, Anno Domini 2026
1. Recent News
1.1. Iran has a new demand to end the war – and it could bring in billions
Iran wants recognized sovereignty over the strait of Hormuz.
1.2. Colombian navy says it shut down 30 drug labs, seized 4,000 pounds of cocaine
Smart. Deter the US from getting involved.
1.3. 12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says
This is like some corporate warfare fantasy.
1.4. Judge blocks Pentagon from labeling Anthropic AI a "supply chain risk" and halts Trump's ban on federal use
Judges will block anything these days.
1.6. 500 groups with $3B in revenues are behind the #NoKings protests and communist call for 'revolution'
Yup. Who didn't see that?
1.7. Rubio accuses Zelensky of lying
Well somebody must be.
1.8. EU moves toward creating overseas ‘return hubs’ for migrants
And it continues.
2. Extra words for which nobody asked
2.1. Iran has a new demand to end the war – and it could bring in billions
Lul wut? Why would CNN even bother? Obviously that will never happen.
3. Salutations
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