The Durak Report March 31, Anno Domini 2026

1. Recent News

1.1. Fighter jets scrambled, flares deployed after plane spotted near Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort

Civilian plane got into restricted airspace and was escorted out.

1.2. The Supreme Court will weigh Trump's birthright citizenship order this week. Here's what to know about the case.

We have many many Americans who've never known what America is. Something has got to give.

1.3. DHS shutdown set to stretch on with Congress on 2-week break

Yep. Vacation time! Enjoy your funding issues America!

1.4. Internet erupts over 'disqualifying' leaked audio from Democrat in key Senate race discussing Khamenei's death

We can't have these people in our State and Federal governments. These people who are disloyal to the country have no business with power.

1.5. Teen girl gunned down in posh Chicago enclave as police rush to nab her killer

Anyone else notice that Chicago only cares if something happens in a wealthy neighborhood?

1.7. Trump Claims End to Iran War With New Regime

Trump says there's a new regime he's happy with, but if the strait isn't opened soon, we're just going to blow everything up and go home. Trump's Truth

1.8. Russian tanker bypasses US oil blockade of Cuba

US allows 100,000 tons of Russian crude into Cuba.

2. Extra words for which nobody asked

So I missed one day and apparently TSA is funded now.ONE! How did all this happen?

Ask grok…

Oh, I missed that Trump signed an EO to redirect funds to TSA. Alright then. The Senate is still a problem.

Wait… Didn't I report on that at some point? Ah well. It's been a rough couple days.

3. Salutations

Thanks to everyone who reads my little posts here. May you all have a blessed day.

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Date: 2026-03-31 Tue 00:00

Created: 2026-03-30 Mon 15:18

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