The Durak Report April 29, Anno Domini 2026

1. Recent News

1.3. Melania Trump slams Jimmy Kimmel for ‘widow’ joke (VIDEOS)

Did Kimmel know about the attack? This is crazy. Investigate now.

2. Extra words for which nobody asked

2.1. Baby on board: Paramedics help passenger give birth just before Delta flight lands

Seems a bit irresponsible to me to get on a plane when you're late enough to give birth at any time.

It also seems like a bad idea in general to fly while pregnant, but, admittedly, I've never looked into it. I very rarely fly anywhere.

Also… wow, this lady had a perfect pregnancy. It doesn't seem to be too often where labor takes less time than a domestic flight. And I assume she wasn't in labor before getting on the flight so…

Article says 30 minutes into the flight. That was some quick labor.

2.2. French teen faces two years in prison for licking vending machine straw in Singapore

Yes. Two years in prison for licking a straw and putting it back.

I find it a bit strange that you have straws just sitting open next to vending machines, but, whatever, civilized societies cannot allow this type of behavior.

He's also charged with a public nuisance offense.

Please, Singapore, make an example out of this idiot. Dude is being a nuisance streamer. He filmed himself doing this. He was clearly trying to do wrong things.

No country should allow this Beauvoir of their own citizens, much less foreigners.

3. Salutations

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Date: 2026-04-29 Wed 00:00

Created: 2026-04-28 Tue 20:59

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