The Durak Report April 29, Anno Domini 2026

Eh… See below.

This is the way. See below.

Did Kimmel know about the attack? This is crazy. Investigate now.

Seems a bit irresponsible to me to get on a plane when you're late enough to give birth at any time.

It also seems like a bad idea in general to fly while pregnant, but, admittedly, I've never looked into it. I very rarely fly anywhere.

Also… wow, this lady had a perfect pregnancy. It doesn't seem to be too often where labor takes less time than a domestic flight. And I assume she wasn't in labor before getting on the flight so…

Article says 30 minutes into the flight. That was some quick labor.

Yes. Two years in prison for licking a straw and putting it back.

I find it a bit strange that you have straws just sitting open next to vending machines, but, whatever, civilized societies cannot allow this type of behavior.

He's also charged with a public nuisance offense.

Please, Singapore, make an example out of this idiot. Dude is being a nuisance streamer. He filmed himself doing this. He was clearly trying to do wrong things.

No country should allow this Beauvoir of their own citizens, much less foreigners.