The Durak Report May 11, Anno Domini 2026

Uhm… Well… See below.

Always good to see US and China work together for good.

I guess they fell off a cliff and into the ocean? They found one of two missing soldiers.

What's wrong with funding security? Is it just too much? Is it putting the money in the wrong places? See below.

He didn't know he had been shot until he got up. I 100% relate to this. What a hero!

Nice title. Nice gesture. But in the article, they bitch about it not being enough.

I guess Estonia has had enough of this. Huh. Maybe the war is going to end.

Latvia dismissed their defense minister over the Ukrainian drone issue. Huh. Latvia. Folks, I think this war is over.

I haven't really been following NBC, but I figure I'd add them.

Wow, NBC is super anti-Trump. It's kinda crazy.

Anyway,I digress.

From the article: “It’s been really hard. We’ve been going to food banks every week,” Hudson said. She’s a single mom who had received about $600 a month in food assistance to supplement her income as a part-time caretaker. Her benefits stopped without warning three months ago. “We’re eating less, we’re eating more frozen stuff.”

What? If you have less money, why would you eat more "frozen stuff?" Are they talking like, frozen fruits and vegetables? Not much wrong with that.

Are they talking about TV dinners? Well, those are far more expensive than regular groceries. What exactly were they eating before? And now? This is suspect.

Oh, she's (a person in MA) being cut off because of the work requirements. This is all just a hit piece on Trump, but I enjoy giving it a fair shake anyway.

Also from the article:

In practice, though, these changes are going beyond their stated aims and have made it harder for many more people in Arizona to receive food assistance, even if they should be eligible, according to policy analysts, service providers and more than two dozen people who said they believed they were wrongly cut off from the program.

They just said that. They didn't say how, they just said that it's harder. gg NBC, gg.

Article:

Those numbers are showing up in the lines at Arizona food banks, some of which are seeing record demand.

Uhm, so there's already a solution. What's the problem?

Ohh, it sounds like the Federal government penalizes states if states have a high payment error rate.

Huh, so NBC is mad that Arizona is working harder to avoid overpayment. That's the issue. They want fraud.

So, apnews actually tells us what's going on.

The money is to upgrade the building's security measures. So private money funds the ballroom while public money funds the security. Well, 1B isn't all that much money. We gave a lot more than that to Zelenskyy and his friends. What's wrong with 1B to White House security?