The Durak Report September 9, Anno Domini 2026

1. Recent News

1.2. Trump’s Ukraine plans ‘scared Europeans to death’ – Lavrov

EU afraid of what a Trump victory could mean.

1.4. Moscow vows ‘harsh and painful’ response to Hungarian expulsions

Budapest to sour relations with Moscow.

1.5. BRICS seeks cheaper payment mechanisms to side-step US dollar

Well that's just market forces, yea? Wouldn't the US respond in kind?

1.6. Putin and Trump hold phone talks – Kremlin

They talk for an hour; both are happy.

1.7. Russia resumes strikes on military targets in Kiev

Huh. I didn't hear any talk of major violations of the hold fire from either side. Neat.

1.9. Yes, the AfD victory signals a danger to democracy, but not the way they tell you

I usually don't share RT opinion pieces, but their summary explains modern democracy well. See below for the quote.

1.12. Innocent woman says police use of Flock camera led to 13 days in jail

Major strike against the use of Flock style cameras.

2. Extra words for which nobody asked

2.1. Russia opened an ancient tomb – and found a message for today

Nothing particularly political here, just sharing it as a fun touch of history if you're into meaningful wars.

It starts talking about bringing relics of Dmitry Donskoy around to boost morale, but then goes into the legend of Donskoy.

2.3. Trump envoys brought Kiev ‘worse’ peace terms – Ukrainian MP

Anyone play EU4? Or any war-game?

When you are trying to sue for peace, what happens when you are on the losing side? You try to bail out of the war before it comes to total capitulation.

Well, Kiev, you knew you weren't exactly gaining ground, you took a risk to chase the Russians away, but it didn't work. Now you are in a worse position for negotiations.

Obviously the new peace plans will be worse for you than the previous ones.

2.4. Yes, the AfD victory signals a danger to democracy, but not the way they tell you

"The risk now is not one opposition surge, but how Berlin may answer it: with smears, lawfare and deeper contempt for voters" ~ RT

Yea, it sure seems that when the people in power, typically leftists in Europe, get a challenge, they go straight to trying to dismantle democracy in their favor. We see it in the United States too.

2.5. Trump banning Canada’s dairy products, motorcycles and many alcoholic beverages

So Canada has all these tariffs on us. We want to be able to have industries like Aluminum refining again.

So we try to negotiate with Canada,

US: "Hey, we don't really tax you much, but you tax us a lot, how bout we change that up?" Canada: "Sure, let's do it! Please don't tariff us!"

We have a deal! But…

Last minute changes and both sides, "No, deal!"

Well, guess we have to do the tariffs.

Canada: "ZORMJ!!!!!! How DARE you tariff us! We're going to put even more tariffs on you!" US: "Well, screw it then, Dairy? Motos? Alcohol from Canada? Should we go ahead and put on more tariffs?" Trump: "Nah, let's just ban their products."

To be continued!

2.6. UK police widen criminal probe into Reform UK over new allegations

Maybe Reform is doing something wrong, maybe they aren't, but in either case, they are gaining popularity.

What's the first thing that happens when opposition parties pop up and start to gain momentum? That's right. Reduce democracy.

Wait, wasn't RT just reporting on something similar? Yea. It happens all the time.

Meanwhile, the government turns a blind eye to boats and boats and boats of illegal immigrants being pulled into the country and given supplies and welfare.

So even if Reform is in the wrong here, it doesn't even matter, given the corruption of who's already in power.

3. Salutations

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Date: 2026-09-09 Wed 00:00

Created: 2026-09-09 Wed 11:07

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