The Durak Report January 26, Anno Domini 2026

1. The Durak Report January 26, Anno Domini 2026

1.1. Scott Adams Celebration of Life

The Scott Adams Celebration of Life livestream was today. I missed it due to family obligations. Rest in piece, my friend.

1.2. President Trump Calls Cites To Cooperate and Congress To Ban Sanctuary Cities

It comes off as a request. It should probably be a demand.

1.3. Alex Pretti’s Sig handgun has history of accidentally firing — offering possible clue to why Border agent shot him

It's possible that a manufacturing defect caused an incidental discharge resulting in Pretti's death.

1.4. MAZ: Minneapolis autonomous zone established by Antifa amid ongoing anti-ICE riots

Another barricaded zone. Okay. May we end this now?

1.5. China’s Top General Accused of Giving Nuclear Secrets to U.S.

I guess there's an investigation going on. Truth, or convenient way to depose a general?

1.6. Cities Church Invasion Threatened Sunday School Children

According to this post, the protesters blocked parents from their kids and told them their parents are Nazis and are going to hell.

1.7. Zelensky must pay for blowing up Nord Stream – AfD co-leader

It's funny to think that there's any chance they'll ever get money from Ukraine, they'll have to pay the 90+ Billion EU loan first… Which also likely won't happen.

1.8. Vance says ‘engineered chaos’ driving unrest in Minneapolis

It's certainly suspect that Minnesota is the only state that's gone this far.

1.9. EU must stop funding Kiev after Zelensky’s ‘insults’ – Italian MP

Italy is really upset with this dude.

1.10. Russia won’t allow NATO and EU on its borders – Orban

Alright, I have a solution. Hungry leaves NATO and absorbs Ukraine. Problem solved.

1.11. Ferry with over 350 aboard sinks in the Philippines

Philippine Coast Guard says 15 deceased; 43 unaccounted.

2. Salutations

Thanks to everyone who reads my little posts here. May you all have a blessed day.

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